obstinate-nocturna:

bemusedlybespectacled:

inkfromtheoctopus:

Addams Family Values (1993)

Gomez knows how its fucking done.

Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.

Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.

Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.

(via microwavesex)


club-catz:

itsagifnotagif:

titshemsworth:

pachurz:

partyintheusanus:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

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Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.

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Can someone photoshop it to make i look like Heisenberg?

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you’re welcome

(via microwavesex)


welcometotheworldofmax:

faerylouis:

being homosexual or bisexual isn’t disgusting. but you know what is disgusting? when a man finds it ok for two girls to be making out or something of the sort just because it makes his dick hard, but when its two girls or, god forbid, two men that are in an actual, well-founded relationship and in love, the man finds that disturbing and immoral and wrong. now thats disgusting.

i hope all the homophobes read this.

(via cruelladebianca)


If the person you are talking to doesn’t appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.
A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh (via kushandwizdom)

combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

(via cruelladebianca)




dandridgemonroe:

uhhdiannaa:

Classic

Yassssssss
Do them damn steps TEMPS!!!

dandridgemonroe:

uhhdiannaa:

Classic

Yassssssss


Do them damn steps TEMPS!!!

(via cruelladebianca)


empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?

(via cruelladebianca)



imapsycho123:

mccoymedical:

iosaturnalia:

mulan-tinkerbell:

almatair:

Aww that’s so-

Oh hey shes getting olde-

Hey wait…

No…

NO!


NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK GOD DAMMIT FUCKING WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

Deep down i knew what was coming but i kept scrolling

WHO THE FUCK DECIDED TO MAKE ME CRY? SERIOUSLY WHY DO THIS?

(via frostheart-the-runic-mage)


sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

(via itsagifnotagif)



hplyrikz:

I can relate to this

hplyrikz:

I can relate to this