Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
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You get to see the way I look at life.
perksofoswinrosejohnnycourtness:
John Green: What To Do With Your Life (x)
17,000 notes? That’s insane.
(I just imagined a world in which tumblr reblogs could be exchanged for the weird circular baby cheese that Henry eats every day, and then I would have like a lifetime supply of that surprisingly expensive baby cheese. BUT NO.)
I am reblogging not just because it is a gif set of John Green, but because of his comment.
Reblogging cos I have an exam tomorrow and I need his advice.
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Never forget.
He stuck that motherfucking landing too.
dude omfg HAHHA
Let’s take a moment to recognize how high this nigga had to jump to clear that defender.
lmfaoo! this is iconic
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Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
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OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
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IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD
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